1 Child Custody Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:07 pm
Chủ đề : Child Custody -------------------------------------------------- Child Custody A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification. After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied... "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?" Little Johnny Boy A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying. “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”. After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself” The very bad accident Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection. One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other, "Here, maybe you'd like a nip to calm your nerves." "Thanks," he said, and took a long pull from the container. "Here, you have one, too," he added, handing back the whiskey. "Well, I'd rather not," said the first. "At least not until after the police have been here." | ||
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2 Re: Child Custody Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:33 am
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Để Tuấn dịch thử bài đầu nhé! mọi người giúp Tuấn sửa lỗi nha! (chỗ nào để trong ngoặc là chưa dịch được)
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4 Re: Child Custody Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:56 pm
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Đã dịch: người mẹ đi cà nhắc vào biểu tình với thẩm phán rằng bà nên được nuôi con vì bà đã sinh ra chúng leaped her feet: đi nhà nhắc | ||
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