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Thank for... Sat May 04, 2013 6:17 pm
stk_hm
Posts : 112 Thanked : 13 Châm ngôn : "Anh yêu em như ... kem yêu tủ lạnh ... như trời xanh yêu mây ... như cây yêu đất ... như tất yêu giày ... như chày yêu cối ... như gối yêu chăn ... như khăn yêu cổ ... như tổ yêu chim ... như kim yêu chỉ ... như khỉ yêu cây ... như mây yêu gió ... như chó yêu mèo ... như kèo yêu cột ... như thằng chột yêu con mù ... như thằng gù yêu con thấp ... như thằng hấp yêu con hâm ... như thằng câm yêu con điếc ... như con cá diếc yêu con cá rô ... như thằng rồ yêu con dại ... đại khái là ... em có yêu a |  | |
 | Chủ đề : Thank for... -------------------------------------------------- Thank for... Doctor: Open your mouth… Patient: Thanks! Doctor: Why did you thank me? Patient: Because my husband always tells me to shut up. New Yorkers arrived One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?". God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell." St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!" "Who, the New Yorkers?". "No, the Pearly Gates." Grammar notes: - entrance to somewhere: cổng vào nơi nào đó One day at the entrance to heaven... - carry out order: thi hành mệnh lệnh. St. Peter went back to carry out the order... Sue over the property Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil over and said "Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence." Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence....but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before. "Satan!" beckoned God. "You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs!" "Yeah? What if I don't?" replied the devil. "I'll sue you if I have to," answered God. "Sure," laughed Satan. "Where are you going to find a lawyer?" | |
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